year-end revelry, public works and rigging elections. Apparently even under the Christmas season you can stay out of controversy and widespread complaints. Unfortunately, since I assumed this unwelcome role as spokesman for the inconvenience bonarcantese, I am forced to listen to all those who complain about this and that wrong or poor service report different.
Now, everything I expected except the last spokesman of such complaints was the last person in the world who believe certain interest arguments. It is also true that when we are touched personally even the most indolent character takes a position and asks satisfaction.
This person is the friend who Karra struggling with the organization of his 2010 New Year this time on a local basis ( remember how last year went! ), has tried in every way to get into some ball biddamiracolese unfortunately without result. Do you think that because of a little correct information, sought to participate in what is aired this year on the premises of CAS (Center for social gatherings ) knowing that it was a party " Brivadi ( Private ndt) even in places used for public use and which has been separated with his high scorn.
Reduced now with their backs to the wall, and no pecuniary eyed license, without my help and comfort that nothing remained to organize a mini-ball with his band of self-sufficient desperados.
Ovvero i soliti noti che corrispondono ai nomi di battaglia di Sgarro, NetCom, Ganja, Satchmo e TopGay . Esimia congrega di fuori di testa (secondo loro invece sono solo fuori dagli schemi) che non trovano collocazione canonica in nessun gruppo, lobby o ghenga di fadales e vivacchiano nel sottobosco bonarcantese con l'aiuto di qualche fiasco di rosso montiferrino, abbardente , confezioni di birra da 6 (Dove le comprino è un mistero!) e qualche cannoncino di Marja per mantenere alto il morale e positivo l'approccio alla vita.
Essendo il buon Karra un po' il leader della gang , so much for bringing a myth of the '70s, and being now reduced to despair in four quattrotto, thanks to the availability of a house long uninhabited and belonged to an old aunt Sgarro, puts on an impromptu New Year's Eve with provisions that everyone steals from their own homes without the knowledge of family members and relatives.
Karra My friend is a man of few words but when he embarks on a description of something that suddenly becomes interested in more detail below more verbose and boring, so I put up the 'list of what and how much each his band of desperados can provide. In order:
Karra : mesu pillott'e bur de arbeghe , barrattolo a pound of dried tomatoes, 6 eggs, 4 of 6 packs of beer, a box of assorted crackers;
NetCom : a 5-carboy of wine, a chivarzu , a one kilo of barrattolo olia cunfettada ;
Satchmo: a Ladu de Anzonico arrustiu frozen advanced by Christmas lunch di casa sua, una cordighedda sempre congelata ma da arrostire, 2 mazzulos de arrovonella caugàda , un fiasco di vernaccia;
Sgarro : unu zicche e una buffacche fatt'in dommo, unu cantu de trempale , 2 pacchi di pasta;
TopGay : un barattolo di formaggio di pecora grattugiato, un fiasco di acquavite, duos lobos de sardizza ;
Ganja : un panettone al Grand Marnier, una tavoletta da 1/2 chilo di torrone al cioccolato, 10 gr di profumata Marja produce.
The whole pace of the upcoming opening of the center of play against local dependencies that do not will certainly among the most frequent visitors.
At 11-point zero zero 2mila10 December 31, know cordighedda is cooked to perfection, the lamb heated by the fire, with pasta, eggs and trempale is also ready the carbonara. Only the carboy of wine is already half over and the beer is Marja halved.
The merry still reigns supreme and does not lack the appetite for which our sextet throws himself on the food hungrily while the speakers of the stereo Sgarro, volume with the ball rap Vacca , Two Fingerz, Noyz Narcos , Club Dogo ago 'go-time heads and jaws of hungry diners.
Occasionally one of them gets out into the street to shoot some firecracker just to honor the theme of the evening but, as the containers of beverages and reduction of salt levels in the blood alcohol blood outputs are becoming more rare until they ceased entirely right around midnight when Karra watching the display of your mobile Law 11.55 and anxious not to participate in the barrels at year-end, mustering the troops and claiming the box of crackers inviting everyone to come out into the street.
The fate against, however, dictates that the box is in the hands of barrels of Ganja and that these, as he gets up from an old deck chair on which he had sunk to munch on chocolate nougat (the Marja pulls the cake. Eh, if it pulls!), stumbling maluguratamente legs elongated Satchmo dozing near the fireplace and will occur in a dive worthy of a rugby union player who is' in goal, going to deposit the box of crackers on the fire and the residue left in cordighedda Cardiga know.
Karra reacts readily aware of the danger and rushes to remove the box from the fire but had blurred vision from the abundant libations, the reverse by mistake and all its contents will end up on the grill and on fire!
At this point the general stampede broke out and everyone will rush out from the house shouting " Curri, curr'a forums! . Once the proper distance on the street and turn around toward the house from which for the time you only hear the music and the words of Noyz Narcos leaving the door remained open.
While a light drizzle begins to wet the gang Karra, in their mind begins to creep in the hope that the firecrackers were defective and were burned so harmless.
But just as Sgarro, who was more concerned about what it is in some ways served as a landlord, is 'a few steps toward the window of the room where they ate to take a look, and half strikes midnight Bonarcanto from' fire dust with firecrackers, pistol and rifle fire and the fireworks start at the same time producing an eruption of fire from the chimney fire, fire! And while the flames roared down the barrel of a chimney explosion hurled embers around the room, pieces of wood and Cardiga know.
This breaks through the glass like a bullet hits the wall opposite the window and bounce hits the head of Karra, who, already dazed and taken aback by her, breaks into a howl of pain and launches at full gallop down the road in the near by holding his head with his hands and screaming bestemie unique!
The screams ceased when my poor friend, stumbling on the pavement, which adorns the center biddamiracolese, stands up for good three feet off the ground and falls back with a hiss violently emptying the air from the lungs.
For 1 / 4 of an hour is not found by his pards because of the stunning casks and substances ingested and inhaled, but especially from the pitch darkness in which they are wrapped missing at that point in the country, as in others as you will discover later, public lighting.
This disservice if so to speak, makes the recovery of the victim rather complicated and we can chiederesi if on another occasion or another entity, perhaps an elderly or disabled, the lack of lighting would not cause damage even more serious.
So here, briefly, the circumstances that led his friend to request a Karra my digital intervention. Indeed, he claims to be the victim of a case of "bad- administration" as a result of his fall and injuries are mainly attributable to the lack of lighting in that portion of the country.
This is the prequel when swooping to my house in the late afternoon of 1 January and seeing him open-mouthed while the rest covered with bruises and singed hair on one side, it begins:
- Gri ', innoghe toccat to fae' Cracchi thing!
- In what sense? Do you want a doctor or a hairdresser?
- Nara! Pagu gana de bare Tenzo o, I '! East of hours to finish !
- Calm down and tell me what you mean ...
He tells me in detail as above, adding:
- You have to write it! You need to tell it like it is ...
- But what you want me to say?
- You say that almost half the country is the dark! That in many ways the electric lighting is not working! If you turn to the country when it's' dark you know it ... and winter is' dark even at 5 and 1 / 2. What should a senior or a disabled person does not go out of the house after dark? Going out with a flashlight to avoid breaking your neck? The pavement is very slippery when wet and the dark is even more dangerous, not to mention that there are holes here and there. All traps for those who go around on foot!
- Okay ', but you fell because you were drunk!
- Arrazz'e fueddare ! But if there was light, perhaps I would not have fallen! And then what happened to me could happen to anyone ... tottus podeus you will not truncate on zrugu bies iscambeddos sos!
- But it may be that the Administration does not know that area without light or that no one has reported ...
- But ite ses Nande? Will be at least thirty bulbs out! And in different parts of the country! Look at this! It 's impossible that no one has complained!
and pass me his phone with pictures of different parts of the country where the lights are off course and tell the truth I'll show you below.
Karra But now it's like a river, will be the frustration of the night gone bad or bad company (me) is' \u200b\u200bthe fact that the Senate like Cicero breaks out in a pleading, a " accusations" that leaves me open-mouthed in surprise:
- Listen Gri ', is not you that you have always said that the Administration is to serve the citizens and not the other? Are you not that you said that the Directors have a duty to care for the physical integrity of citizens? Not always you who said that public money should be spent on useful works and Urgency?
- Yes, yes, but this has to do that? What have public works? Unless you really know something I do not know ...
- I only know what I see! And I work for the Amphitheatre fence, close an area that should be freely accessible. You will understand the urgency! I see money spent on them in an unnecessary when the country seems to earthquakes with potholes, abandoned spaces in the town center and full of garbage and roads in the dark .
I see the course with Christmas lights and I know so much sand in my eyes, to give the impression that all is well, to convince us that the problems are only in our head!
- Eh should be '! In between there are also electoral maneuvers! You know that next year there are elections, and then busy themselves by spending a little here and there 'for pennies ...
- and certainly because they believe that the country is inhabited by a bunch of idiots! The nothing for 4 ½ years and then suddenly all these "essential works." So people forget the laxity and carelessness of these years.
now taking emergency. The works up to the expiry of the mandate was not dealt with first, and suddenly they become the ordinary is the way it is until it becomes an emergency.
- Cazz ... Karra, you did not so much " tribune of the people"! Until the other day your only concern was to find a place where posted for the New Year! He knows about Cardiga pin into one cupped well t'hat turnover ! Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah ...
- Eh, bell'est s'arrisu! But Cardiga or no 'Cardiga know what he told me Sgarro?
- Look, I do not have the slightest idea, but something tells me that I do not miss this latest pearl of wisdom sprung from the mouth of one of your enlightened compadres!
- The fact is that Sgarro Administration has a cousin, who told him that must begin a series of jobs here in town. He says he has already given some task to prepare the technicians for projects quickly.
One certainly will affect the area that has so far been used by private parking for tractors, boats, trucks, etc. and a few summers ago 'was served for that tournament bichvollei.
- Oh yeah? In fact, if so then you're right. It 's a classic who is used to manage power and does not want to sell it, handle public resources while keeping an eye on this opportunity and increase backing for another term.
I do not wonder much, for that matter if people have short memories and if you 'duped by these tricks the last time, it will mean that we deserve what we have and that we will.
So goes the world Biddamiracolis ...
- but commentary Gri ', everything here is what you have to say? I can not believe! And I thought you'd set in motion, you would have reacted in some way to report these facts! ... What a disappointment!
turnover appears to me to finzas Ziru de sa 'idda fainde fotografias at night and on yours? I ndi 'cun essis battor cazzadas?
D'you Nazz ischis ite? M'est doliu Prus Pagu on Culu CANDU seo arruttu arinotte ...
says, then gets up, takes the door, hands in his pockets and walks away shaking his head over his shoulder.
I remain thrilled. More from my behavior from his. What is happening to me? In other times, with similar arguments we would go to a wedding and I spurted fire and flames on B.net and Blog.
Now I go out with obvious fatalistic discourses that leave as long as they are and do not satisfy those who pronounce let alone those who listen.
I will hurt the Christmas spirit? jingle bells, jingle bells. jingle all the way ...
Mah! At least the story of the events but I have transcribed. What to lmeno Karra to him I had to.
