Let me explain. One day I heard an elderly biddamiracolese that criticizing the luxuries and conveniences today, remember when the houses there was no running water or sewage connections, nor does it had available to carry out a cabinet in which the body needs.
It seems that the latter needs were used viottoli di campagna prospicenti il paese e al posto della inesistente carta igienica usassero dei sassi.
Ora, ho fatto l'errore di riportare questo racconto a Karra durante una recente seduta " magasiniana " e lui, colpito da rivelazione come S.Paolo sulla strada di Damasco, ha deciso di utilizzare quest'immagine come performance artistica.
Bisogna infatti sapere che il buon Karra si è appassionato di un evento sociale chiamato Flashmob , tale evento consiste nella contemporanea affluenza in uno stesso posto e nella stessa ora di centinaia di persone che mettono in pratica un'azione insolita generalmente per un breve periodo di tempo per poi successivamente disperse. These events are organized through the Internet or text message, and action will be communicated, usually a few minutes before.
There are several videos on youtube made throughout the world. The Flashmob recreational purposes only, break of daily life and rarely has a social purpose, or political protest. There are also different types such as S ilent Rave where we gather with music players and headphones and dancing, each listening to their music. Or Freeze or Frozen in which one is real estate (frozen) to signal the end event.
Karra is a student of the latter, the Flashmob Frozen .
Recently it has been organized in an Orissa and he was not invited so he is stark mad and promised revenge. He 's gone looking on the internet, uncomfortable friends and acquaintances until Saturday, October 16 duemila10 managed to get weird when sending a text message was reported in Fmob Frozen Marmilla. Precisely Curcuris !
Why do I know? Because as soon as it is received and slingshots at my house with a demand and a request. "Where the fuck is Curcuris ? "And" I you accompany us dad's car? ".
I answered the question by going to Google to track this village of 321 souls Monte Arci well, bordering on other curious names like Gonnosnò, Morgantown, Pompu. .. famous for a twinning with the Bell School of Roccobello coming from nientepopòdimenoche Alta Brembana . The two countries appear to have similar "to the socio-geographical small population, location in mountainous areas characterized by depopulation, commitment to the preservation of local traditions. "
Among the traditions similar note is one in which the art of ringing Curcuris, with his famous " repiccu " excels.
learned not having to go to any location but on a site that has made the art and history of his banner, Karra your brains (you have to see when he does' ... is a show, almost like the quintessence of Homo Intelligens!) arrives at the stroke of genius: "There are ! " Barriers standing up suddenly and upsetting the chair. " Me and my band will perform the ancient Frozen Bonarcantese !"
urge to open a parenthesis here. His gang is made up out of his head worse. Order (of course of dementia and not a fart importance because it has more of them!): Sgarro, NetCom, Ganja and TopGay !
Further parenthesis on TopGay ... As he writes his nickname would read " topghei " and could mean in English "the best ga y . Instead he meant TopGuy that it reads " topgai " and means "the best guy ! Understood that band of brain-damaged? And Karra is the head!
Return to us ... after the release of Karra I blurt: "And what would be the Frozen Bonarcantese old." I say sorry because I know already that the answer will be those that leave me thrilled. Pardon the rhyme!
And so it is. "We stuck in a circle, pantalones calaos appispirinàos seams and feuds bisonzu. And a loss of body inches manos!" Explodes with the look and spirited her arms raised to heaven!
And what do you mean this one? I try to untie the inherent involvement with excuses like: "Ok . Good idea. But you can not go with the machine Sgarro? The whole "Tuning" at night looks like a Christmas tree ? ".
She looks at me with doe-eyed over which I seem to glimpse a tear (but CANDU?), And broken sighs," Maybe ! But those balls of the Traffic Police have taken the license ! ".
And I now despair," Why ?. "He said," For speeding .
And I, now intrigued, " But what the fuck was going " E him, snarling: "Think ... only 80! bastards! ".
And I, now on its last legs," But where? "He, cast: "On 131.
And I, suspicious: " But there is a limit to 100! . And he candidly, "Yes, but Sgarro going in reverse."
And I, now destroyed and resignation: "... on cunn. ..!"
Moral of the story, giving up the first meeting Fantasindaco v / s all like a condemned man and do my Willingness to travel in Marmilla. But he Karrabusu is not satisfied with my performance I have achieved and need further punishment. Apart from drivers of trust (the trust placed in me is the father of Karra. In fact, for the outputs of nonpatentato son, allows the use of Daewoo Nubira SW only to me.) I will also entrusted with the performance of videoriprendere Bonarcanto Boys (also the name you are found!) and have it published on youtube!
What can I say ... now we dance and I dance well!
Be ', the moral of the story, the 15 are at home in front of his father to swear eternal respect and care for the Nubira Sw At 15punto10 Sgarro us from where we are waiting for the other and all 15punto20 minutes and 6 ( we're already in violation before you even leave!) start from know about Idd'e Miraculu towards Monte Arci.
To avoid dehydration go Karra & co. have brought back the classic three packs of beer from 6 (This is my fault. Years ago, 'a book lent to Karra Bukowsky ), A bottle of red wine (not red! it is black! Babbabìa!) , a can of 1 liter of cherry liqueur and a barrel of Marja that at that stage was the healthiest substance on board!
Luck smiles to bonarcantesi crazy and why I do the 131 free by Pulacontrols (gribbia sure if we had stopped!) And at 16.30 we make our grand entrance to Curcuris. According
l'sms arrivato a Karra la reunion è nel piazzale della chiesa della Beata Vergine Assunta ( non posso far a meno di commentare che adesso invece per essere assunta/o a volte devi rinunciare alla verginità!) e li ci rechiamo dopo aver parcheggiato nella vicina via Dei Lecci.
Di fronte alla chiesa c'è già una piccola folla di ragazzi e ragazze, qualche centinaio non di più. Karra & the Bonarcantoboys elettrizzati, prendono posto al centro dell'assembramento non prima di avermi rifilato una piccola videocamera dotata di scheda di memoria per riprendere l'evento.
L'evento per quanto mi è stato comunicato will start at 17puntozerozero, at which time all will freeze for 5 minutes and then who we have seen we have seen.
As I look around curiously, I notice a couple of Police cars at a safe distance. While I'm wondering if Curcuris have a barracks, a whistle Karra me 'turn his head and shows me his watch.
At the same time he and the other 4 Bonarcantoboys descend pants and crouched down in a semicircle with a stone in his hand! I have the wits to turn the camera and turn towards them in unison while the other stands still present in a truly spectacular scene. From natural picture alive. It seems that the time and or space is to be stopped and that the birds are still and silent to avoid disturbing moment of sublime contemporary art.
you know 'but which, as Andre de in Bocca di Rosa ... The tender heart is a gift which will be filled with the police .. . " , Much less give up for love of contemporary art to overlook offenses such as "offense to public decency " and in consequence, under the lens of my camera, four and five quattrotto I packagers Bonarcantoboys with such pants at the ankles and stone in his hand and load them on two cars that start scoured direction Ales.
It remains for me the image of Karra, who stuck to the back window of the Subaru Impreza carabinierese gives me a bewildered look and amazed that implies a silent plea for help.
never refuse to use the calls of victims, in my sling and I Nubira Karrapaterna launch in pursuit of Police .
On the way though with a minimum advantage, I sow great and being fastened to the front of the barracks already out of Ales when you hear the sounds of slaps and screams of "filthy, caghineris" and I'll save the rest.
I can, without damage, to get me by Marshal Commander of the station to which I try to explain the events.
At this point, be patient, do you think any sane individual would be able to give a rational explanation for that five guys are put into a semi-circle naked ass only for a kind artistic performance? Pagu be '. ..!
fact, the Marshal does not believe it and not even the slightest threat of arrest for aiding and abetting!
Spagheggiando to 100 bursts per hour in an oath of good faith and in this connection that he has nothing to do with the camera as proof of the facts.
Well si! Per salvarmi rinnego i miei compagni e li accuso di avermi fuorviato e circuito...
Ma che dovevo fare? Già mi vedevo in P.zza Mannu con mamma Bonacatu che veniva a portarmi le arance durante le visite parentali...
Fortuna vuole che il Maresciallo sia una persona illuminata, padre di un figlio diciottenne che gliene combina di tutti i colori. Non guasta anche il fatto che essendo originario di Ardauli, da piccolo venisse a " novenare" a Bonarcanto insieme ai genitori, fedeli di N.S. di Bonacatu. Per cui in nome del buon senso e dello spirito religioso, sotto la mia responsabilità e previo sequestro della scheda della videocamera, libera i 5 reprobi ingiungendomi di portarli via da quel territory as quickly as possible consistent with: a) the rules of the road, b) the possibility of Nubira SW Karra's dad.
Needless to say, the return journey was made in a deafening silence. Maybe because beer and wine were finished as well as cherry liqueur, either because as the final act after the arrest, Karra has swallowed the barrel of excellent Marja to avoid being caught. The fact is' that the morale was low and no one wanted to comment on.
19virgolazero At zero about them I dropped by Karra, I waited patiently for his father to inspect the cotton glove, the magnifying glass and flashlight with light blue, his valuable Nubira SW (za s'ich'est bintràu in Culu SI.ES.AI - CSI !) after I got home.
Once in my room I'm lying on the bed and, like other hundreds of times I asked myself: "Who the fuck makes me 'do to start this mess?"
While looking inside myself a plausible answer, my cell rings. I look at the display but I already know who it is by the ring. E 'Karra. After all, are already 15 or 20 minutes since I saw him ... be worried?
answer with a grunt, "Oh!"
On the other hand he does', 'Gri'! Are you there? "
I say "Where else would?"
He with nonchalance, as if just go on a speech interrupted: "S eus turnover of the bier in cussos cazzos nois de campidanesos seams are FAET on Frozen !! "
not the age that I had, I start crying.
