Karra blurts out together while we send out the latest episode of" magasin " The weekly rotogravure in which he and I and another couple of experts sector visit the country in order to fill the magasinos reviews, draw charts and distribute prizes to top finishers for hospitality, quality of furnishings, wine quality, the presence or absence of accessory elements ( Casu, sardizza, lardu, Olia cunfettada, tammàtas Salias etc.. ) for guests.
late for magasìnu chosen for this evening, and already I find them all sitting in sos zimpèddos while sipping binizòlu clicking his tongue to the palate and run high in social discourse and intellectual in comparison Year Zero, which time ago 'or Ballarò make the figure of chatter between wives.
late for magasìnu chosen for this evening, and already I find them all sitting in sos zimpèddos while sipping binizòlu clicking his tongue to the palate and run high in social discourse and intellectual in comparison Year Zero, which time ago 'or Ballarò make the figure of chatter between wives.
After the ritual " Za Pariat you now! ", " Torraddòe un'attr'iscappàda " and " prossim'orta you know that Feusi ficcher'in on c. ... "I sit down too, and I pick up the first drink of the evening.
while tasting all look at me, I pop the tongue against the palate and the glass and laid down again utter the expected " Bonu, dance! " which is' open your mouth into a smile of our host known as Ganja (I wonder why ...) which has always extolled the virtues of binizòlu produced by his father. She explains
fact that his dad does not add water to the result of the last pressing but old wine last year. "Just who No Are you ispuntu " says a proud while cutting Tiria de lardu and starts to do it in thin slices on a chopping board.
Once you have finished slicing it into a trobar cork where it had paid at least half a kilo of Olia pistàda brine.
" Arrànchida velenu on that, but knows FAET tass'e on 'inu Prus sabor! " sentence Karra driving out a handful in his mouth and chewing noisily. While
eat and drink, we approach the second part of the ritual that relates sos arresonamentòs or the freewheeling chat that does not ignore the fluency of the language that facilitated the quantity of wine eaten.
First theme of the evening offers it unconsciously Satchmo (I call it xche has the dark face, round and swollen and when he shaved the hair off reminds me of the great Louis Armstrong), that about modern technology and offers the cultivator as an instrument of social change in this era of Bonarcanto.
The debate rages between supporters and detractors of the agricultural vehicle " B essimichèddu cuss'attrezzu arrùgat about solutions and know bàrzos orìgas sas! "," Ello menzus Fuit seams at first about toccadat to be always in a brown manos? "," Tue za of no manizzàu meda de brown as ever! "," about your Ei! "," On cultivator passat passat inue not on the tractor ... "and other reflections of high technical and sociological depth.
And so on until, decided unanimously by the Council of Wise Men that the cultivator has not changed significantly in the life with a quick survey intend to follow the following gadgets: a chainsaw, a tres know motighèdda arrodas , cell phone (that never fails!), the brush cutter, computer, and Facebook!
After a red-hot debate and a couple of liters of binizòlu to check the brush cutter, despite the fierce opposition to holding Feissbuch Karra. Motivation comes enclosed in its virtues of portability, efficiency and environmental compatibility that makes it in effect an innovative tool Rural ... and go with the toast.
Sold out of the technological reunion, we move on to news Radio Bonarcanto Interneiscional among which the administrative crap again.
According Sgarro che ha una sorellina alle scuole elementari, pare che una mattina la sua classe non abbia potuto utilizzare la palestra perché occupata da persone adulte seminude che praticavano lo Shiatsu , tecnica orientale che consiste in una forma di manipolazioni e massaggi a scopo terapeutico.
Sembra che una bonarcantese abbia chiesto al Comune l'utilizzo della palestra e quest'ultimo gliela abbia concessa. Dopodiché costei ha occupato di mattina la palestra impedendo il regolare svolgimento delle lezioni di Educazione Fisica.
Il Dirigente Scolastico all'uopo sollecitato parla di " disguido " amministrativo. In pratica secondo lui l' Engineering for " error" in the morning for permission to use the gym.
I point out to the assembled some inconsistencies in these claims too simplistic of Manager.
1) For several decades, the gym has been given a free loan to the Institute of Comprehensive Bonarcanto which is a part;
2) As a result, neither the ' Engineering nor those that the Administration Town may have to use the gym let alone give permission for use;
3) Any person using the premises for extracurricular activities receive permission from the Council of the Institute;
4) It is not clear perché venga comunque concessa a soggetti che poi la utilizzano a scopo di lucro, ovvero facendo pagare chi usufruisce dei loro servizi.
Mai l'avessi detto! S'incazza Karra a cui il vino ormai aveva tolto gli esigui freni inibitori di cui madre natura l'ha dotato e parte in quarta con una Filippica degna di una arringa al Foro!
" Ma ite cazzu Isciazzu ! A noi per fare la festa di Halloween ci hanno chiesto 500 Euri di cauzione e 50 di affitto! E quelli a mazza franca? Dogna cul'e cane pidit sa cosa e si d'iana de badas, candu domandàus nois est sempre a pagamentu! Si fuit suzzèdiu a sorre mia chi fuo andau a intru cun d'unu fuste e d'aìas biu s' Isciazzu o i te cazzu of narant ... ! "In
prey to the heat gets to his feet but being stuck between zimpèddu up table and used that as the barrels behind him, before slamming back to the barrels and because of the rebound fell to zimpèddu up with face trobar knows that overturning slingshot effect part of the side and hit in the face Ganja which falls on Satchmo which in turn pulls in the fall Sgarro and me.
meanwhile Karra stands up unsteadily but slipped on some slices of bacon and olives are scattered on the floor while trying to keep a tape grabs timber full of old wine bottles and drag tumbling to the ground and fouling completely destroying almost all of wine.
the noise and screams, runs the father of our friend and owner of on magasìnu seen the disaster that kicked us out hunting and the son behind the disaster tirandoci combined Karra! While we run in
s'ottorinu us towards Partially Manna I'm in the lead and others follow me wheel except Karra, who closed the line in his movements hampered by the jeans and shoes totally soaked in wine, but that does not give however, to shout at me:
" Nara Gri '...! Inue east who seus cras night? Up de NetCom or on de babbu you? "And I
exasperated:" Go to cagareeeeeee! "
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