were cold days in Bonarcado.
The north wind swirled through the streets and took a few snowflakes in that December of 2009.
There was a strange atmosphere, a strange uneasiness was read in the faces of bonarcadesi almost like a hint of bad omens and night no one left home.
By day, however, the activity was raging, and all were preparing for Christmas. Who buys gifts, who was spending for dinner, who killed the lamb, who was in the cellar to choose bottles BiNu filtrau (1). Everyone had their tasks and everyone had to do to get them ready to Christmas.
Somehow, he managed to get the key.
Perhaps he had kept since he was a altar boy years ago. And with that he opened the door and climbed up on top of the narrow stairs up and up in bell.
From there Grigula bowed his head and watched with grim look the country was teeming with activity.
hated that Christmas spirit. not understand why only this time the people spoke of goodness and other noble sentiments, as the rest of the year it spent more nell'abiezione total.
According to him the status of kindness should be the norm and not the exception.
This conflict was brought to his mind a sense of irrational anger and forced him to spend the day to devise plans to punish those unfortunate communities.
But all I could not seem to lucubrate never enough to quench his thirst for retributive justice and also now the villagers suspected that behind some strange happenings in the past there was that sad-eyed young who wandered the country looking unabashedly and hears all.
reason she had to make sure it is not related to the events that was brewing.
To do this had nothing left to do but turn to his tutelary deity: s'Iscorza Arbeghes de Norbello. (2)
At night he went to Binzola and lit two small lights. Then trace the Linkin Park logo on the bare ground using a crowbar and sat in the middle of the logo on maintaining tight head a rare vinyl copy of "The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
At that point, preceded by a loud fart in a cloud of smoke appeared to him ... the mighty Iscorza Arbeghes de Norbello be in the form of a fiery eyes, the hair lion, strength taurine and goat feet. Dressed only in skins of sheep and the talisman of power (s'arresorza de iscorzare) (3) tucked in his belt.
- Because I've mentioned, my protected? -
- Iscorza, my guardian angel. Needs your help to inflict a lesson to the populace which be virtuous enough to believe that a few days to save his soul!
- I understand your bitterness and I will help you in your task.
- Tell me then what can I do?
Notes (1) Binu Filtrau - Sweet white wine and sparkling, like spumamte.
(2) S'Iscorza Arbeghes de Norbello - The skinners of sheep Norbello, fantastic figure.
(3) S'arresorza de iscorzare - skinning knife.
- Bae funtana de sa Croccolo Cunnos, hymns bìvvidi up Grinch. Ammustàddi cust mazzulàda de pilu de arbeghe and a faerie who is of tottu Preguntas. Este a Pesson meda bad but t'ada Ponna in mind et'ada Azzu ca no pode 'sa biere Paschighedda. Deppet be who in tempos of andàos ana Cracchi trottu turnover and no bie 's'ora de s'inde pay!
- mighty iscorza Thanks! I knew I could count on you. I'm going tomorrow stesso…
E così l’indomani Grigula si recò nel posto indicatogli dal suo nume tutelare e li ebbe il suo
incontro con su Grinch. L’essere si palesò appena il giovane si chinò a dissetarsi dalla sorgente.
- Chie ses tue chi benisi in logu meu a buffare abba? (5)
Grigula alzò gli occhi e vide davanti a se un essere verde, interamente ricoperto di peli con grandi occhi e grandi orecchie a punta e con il muso da cane
- Il mio nome è Grigula, per gli amici Grig e mi manda il mio Fato Padrino S’Iscorza
Arbeghes de Norbello!
On hearing his name, on Grinch fell to the ground and covered his eyes with his hands.
- Ite APPO turnover? T'a 'Mandaue bit that I can haul de innoghe'? (6)
- Do not be afraid. Sends me why I need your help, and on behalf of these hair sheep
I need help!
- Nammi ite t'abbisonzada and seo prontu! (7)
So Grigula explained his problem on a Grinch. Being listened attentively and then burst into laughter. Had already planning an evil plot to derail the festivities of Christmas bonarcadese.
was aware of pipers who had been recruited to spread the climate
Christmas in the streets of the country. Therefore proposed to kidnap the pipers and organize an underground
a Gay Pride in Bonarcado.
His plan was to contact the unsuspecting good conductor of internet forum and send him of subliminal messages through social networks so that they are understood only by gay and trans who would find the bus to waiting to Oristano and that would have transported for Gay Pride in Bonarcado.
A Grigula liked the idea and then passed to divide the tasks. On Grinch would take care of the pipers and kidnap Grigula intortare instead of the good conductor, and rent buses on behalf of the City of Bonarcado.
Before leaving, however, the young man was placed in a curiosity and a Grinch to question
- But you're a mythical figure in Anglo-Saxon imaginary about Christmas, how come you speak
Sardinian?
- Ite heres to tell you fizzu meu Caru! Este de cus'azzidente globalization! Seo ammericcanu but I toccada to fueddare in sardu ... (8)
Notes (4) Go to the fountain Croccolo Cunnos, there lives the Grinch. Show them this bunch of sheep wool and
will do what you ask. It 'a very bad but I will listen and help you because they can not stand Christmas. It must be that long ago 'to have made some wrong and can not wait to get revenge!
(5) Who are you who come into my place to drink?
(6) What have I done? Has sent you to throw me out from here?
(7) Tell me what you need and are ready!
(8) What can I say my darling! And quest'accidenti of globalization! I am American but I have to speak in Sardinian ...
The day set two unsuspecting pipers walked from the entrance of Bonarcado Paulilatino road, when suddenly a being green and covered them with a cloak stunned them in force beatings on the rump. Then if you loaded them on his back and galloped off towards Bridge Ezzu.
Meanwhile 3 buses with loudspeakers blaring discovered that they sent "Sex Machine" James Brown facevano il loro ingresso nel paese dal lato della strada di Seneghe. Erano pieni zeppi di gay e trans in costumi variopinti che cantavano, ballavano e mimavano sconcezze.
La popolazione atterrita si rifugiò nelle case mentre Grigula dall’alto del campanile si godeva lo
spettacolo. Ma le autorità laiche e religiose reagirono prontamente e convocarono un briefing nella sala consiliare del Municipio.
A questa riunione era presente anche Frumìga, fratello maggiore di Grigula, che nell’indecisione generale propose un piano d’azione subito approvato da tutti bystander.
In the absence of his disguised himself as a traffic policeman, took the Panda service and with the excuse to do a guide to the Gay Pride march took the bus to San Gavino 3 and made them get into
S'Iscazatòriu (9) re-opened for the occasion.
As soon as the bus they were inside, the gates were locked, and since then no one ever knew nothing more passengers.
Bonarcado Meanwhile, in the company of big game, put aside rivalries unleashed dogs immediately smelled traces of the Grinch. They portavano al vecchio Mulino di Ziu Ambrosu. E lì il Grinch era asserragliato insieme ai due zampognari presi in ostaggio.
Gli uomini circondarono il Mulino e intimarono al Grinch di liberare gli ostaggi e di arrendersi.
Il mostro verde però non aveva nessun intenzione di arrendersi e inizio a smantellare l’edificio e a scagliare addosso agli assedianti ogni genere di materiali.
Così facendo però allentò la sorveglianza e approfittando della sua disattenzione, i due zampognari si calarono da una feritoia e furono soccorsi dai buoni cacciatori che per costringere l’essere Green to surrender, set fire to the mill with the burners used to Abbruscato (10) pigs.
With this thought that he would surrender the besieged to surrender into their hands.
But this did not happen. None came from the building that collapsed on itself in the midst of clouds of fiery sparks
.
And in the light of those sparks Grigula no one noticed that his eyes drifted to the grim
campaign in the direction of the country ...
News taken from
" Sagas, myths and legends in the era of globalization " by Sir Robert A. Grigula Jr.
Notes
(9) Foundry.
(10) scorched. An operation to remove the bristles takes place after the killing of the pig.
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